prongsmydeer:

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Bless you for bringing your broom everywhere you Quidditch-obsessed nerd.

madnessinthemusic:

does anyone else literally get stressed out by how many shows they need to watch like

  • "oh is the second season of that out?"
  • "but i need to watch that one too-"
  • "but all of my friends are telling me to watch that one"
  • *stress*

markoruffalo:

you have no idea how relatable this is to me


murasakilecters:

HANNIBAL LECTER MEME: 1/13 moments

Have you ever been a father?

TAGGED AS: You know why I’m dying;  you know why this kills me;  because there’s a sad remembrance sort of smile on his face;  it’s grim almost sardonic but almost fond;  Lecter’s life centers around self punishment;  Mischa is to him as Bruce Wayne’s parents are to him;  his creator and maker;  the paragon centerpiece of his damage;  and he’s twisted her into an unrecognizable figure;  the way Bruce has with his own dad and mom;  into punitive examples demanding a certain asset of him;  and here his heart is laid so bare;  and when he says her name I get chills;  he loved her so;  HE LOVED HER;  AND HE WAS A GREAT BIG BROTHER;  FUCK WILL GRAHAM AND WAHHHHH HIS ABIGAIL FEELINGS;  ABIGAIL WASN’T YOUR FUCKING SISTER;  YOU ACCIDENTALLY AUTO CANNIBALIZED;  AND THEN DEALT WITH THE FEELING YOU DAMNED HER;  BECAUSE YOU WERE SMALL AND WEAK AND A CHILD;  Hannibal’s feelings for Mischa twist my heart into unrecognizable shapes;  and he loves her shade so in death;  as much as he loved her self in life;

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

kateordie:

angelica-aswald:

mtvstyle:

want this moment burned on my eyelids

So many girls saw this. Bless.

All hail the queen.

scottthepilgrim:

just suck my dick bro i said no homo like ten times

drwagc:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Freedom truck

(Source: guns-and-humor)

martainducreff:

sumatrastreet:

raggedydama:

flowerlock:

can you imagine sherlock touching a boob for the first time

*screams loudly out of fear of the unknown*

*frowns in distaste and daintily wipes hand on coat*

*palpates gently with a scientific interest because it’s jiggly*


I don’t like her ma’am,

I love her

(Source: scotthowling)


carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

cutiegabriel:

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watch the video

just do it

you’ll thank me later


(Source: blewart)


(Source: jenxlawrence)

scrotumcoat:

that escalated quickly

(Source: acidocasualidad)

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