dont trust pictures of girls because i can go from this
in 0.6 seconds
dont trust us boys either
I JUST REALLY LIKE THIS POST BECAUSE THEY ACKNOWLEDGING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE AND PEOPLE DON’T DO THAT ENOUGH
white boys who respond to criticism of racism and sexism by ominously saying that there are ‘bigger problems’ scare me. like what is this big secret problem and why won’t anyone tell me about it? are we going to be eaten alive by mutant sharks? are oranges secretly poisoning us? who knows. the white boys, apparently.
"wake up we gotta go"
pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names
honestly even sixty years from now i’d probably burst into tears as soon as hedwig’s theme comes on
on my wedding day im gonna tell my wife “you are the most beautiful woman ive ever seen” and then im gonna suck her titties in front of both of our families
Turquoise is the best colour in the world.
It’s cyantifically proven.
you fucking didnt
dont trust no one so i watch my own back
Beauty pageants are idiotic. But I found out that the winner of the Miss Pawnee Pageant gets six hundred dollars. I can be idiotic for six hundred dollars.
is that macklemore
its his granddad
he looks incredible