Bless you for bringing your broom everywhere you Quidditch-obsessed nerd.
does anyone else literally get stressed out by how many shows they need to watch like
- "oh is the second season of that out?"
- "but i need to watch that one too-"
- "but all of my friends are telling me to watch that one"
you have no idea how relatable this is to me
HANNIBAL LECTER MEME: 1/13 momentsHave you ever been a father?
TAGGED AS: You know why I’m dying; you know why this kills me; because there’s a sad remembrance sort of smile on his face; it’s grim almost sardonic but almost fond; Lecter’s life centers around self punishment; Mischa is to him as Bruce Wayne’s parents are to him; his creator and maker; the paragon centerpiece of his damage; and he’s twisted her into an unrecognizable figure; the way Bruce has with his own dad and mom; into punitive examples demanding a certain asset of him; and here his heart is laid so bare; and when he says her name I get chills; he loved her so; HE LOVED HER; AND HE WAS A GREAT BIG BROTHER; FUCK WILL GRAHAM AND WAHHHHH HIS ABIGAIL FEELINGS; ABIGAIL WASN’T YOUR FUCKING SISTER; YOU ACCIDENTALLY AUTO CANNIBALIZED; AND THEN DEALT WITH THE FEELING YOU DAMNED HER; BECAUSE YOU WERE SMALL AND WEAK AND A CHILD; Hannibal’s feelings for Mischa twist my heart into unrecognizable shapes; and he loves her shade so in death; as much as he loved her self in life;
Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please
Seller: I dont understand
Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain
those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes
want this moment burned on my eyelids
So many girls saw this. Bless.
All hail the queen.
just suck my dick bro i said no homo like ten times
I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.
can you imagine sherlock touching a boob for the first time
*screams loudly out of fear of the unknown*
*frowns in distaste and daintily wipes hand on coat*
*palpates gently with a scientific interest because it’s jiggly*
I don’t like her ma’am,
I love her
that escalated quickly